EWP's Least Favorite Things

Since I spent the last few posts telling you what my very favorite things are, I thought I'd do a post on the things that I really really dislike (my mama's always telling not to use the word hate, so let's go with dislike).

In no particular order.

1) Rubberband bracelets. There is absolutely nothing stylish or grownup about wearing theses.



2) Shirts with hoods on them. A sales associate tried to convince me to buy one the other day and, instead of laughing in his face, I chose to ask him whether he thought I was 12. No? Do I look like a grownup professional woman? Yes? Okay, then please burn all the hoods. Thanks.

3) French pedicures. OMG, there aren't enough angry words in the world to express my complete disgust for french pedicures. They are in a word - trashy. Just think about it - why would you ever ever want to draw attention to or emphasize how long your toenails are? Never? Okay, then let's all ban french pedicures.

4) While we're on the subject, let's give french manicures the boot too. Dear all future brides out there, you do not, I repeat DO NOT have to get a french manicure for your wedding. You will look really gross. You're welcome. xoxo, EWP

5) Rubber flip flops. I think I've already said all I need to say about these things. So let's just leave it at that.

6) Jean skirts. I just really really really from the bottom of my heart do not like these things. I've never seen a woman in a jean skirt and thought "oh, doesn't she look nice." I have, however, thought "oh dear, she looks like one of those Duggars."

7) Chunky heels. While we're banning things around here, how about we add chunky heels to the list. They do nothing for a woman's look. Completely unflattering and unfeminine. You'll look just as chunky and drab as the heel you're wearing in one of these.

8) Cargo pants. The same sales associate who tried to sell me the hooded shirt, then proceeded to try to sell me a pair of cargo pants. If looks could kill, he would have burst into flames at the moment he brought them to my dressing room. I do NOT do cargo pants. And neither should you.

9) Gym shoes when you're not at the gym. I had a picture for this but somehow deleted it. Apparently blogger hates them so much it won't even allow me to post a picture of them. Just don't do it, okay? Good.