Oh, Gwyneth. This dress is just... GOOP. Or whatever her strange acronym is. It could have been okay, the black on tan lace is really just fine. A little boring, but fine. And I do enjoy the cap sleeve. BUT WHY DOES IT HAVE A MIDRIFF BARING TOP??????????????????????? There are no early90s Britney-esque midriff tops on the red carpet. Gwynnie missed the memo I guess. And though this cleanse-aholic is extremely skinny, even she has oozy pudge coming out of the top of the skirt. And her midriff is all wrinkly skin from having been dieted one too many times. This is not a flattering look on anyone, not even Gwyneth. Add in the half circle design on the top that makes her non-existant breasts look super dressy, and this is just one mess of a dress.
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